Lyrics to "El Capitan"

Well I've been rockin' since the 1900s A microphone and two 1200's Yeah, back in the day we use to fuck with Alize Now we kick it with the liquor from Kingston, JA In the morning you be crudo, make you eat menudo Pissin' out your culo, got to act the fool I like it on ice with Coca Cola We sip it from O.B. to Capitola Watch out for the rollers, pull over to the shoulder Shoulda started drinkin' when I was much older Some like gin, some like tonic But I like the Captain with a half ounce of chronic El Capitan! One night in the summer about two months back I went out on the town without a plan of attack Heineken, shots of 151 And a bottle of what we call El Capitan What happened that night you can't quite recall The fact is man, you can't remember it all You woke up in the morning with a spinnin' head And a teenage girl lyin' next to you in bed You kicked her out and then you slammed the door Trying to forget about the night before A month goes by you can't remember the date The girls at your door sayin' "Ryan, I'm late!" Well that's what you get for out playin' her though And now you got a kid with a girl you don't know The first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb I shouldn't have been fuckin' with El Capitan Now drop the Chalupa, pick up the mic And let the party people know just what ya like Well it comes from Puerto Rico So you know that I be diggin' it And if the bottle's empty You know that I've been swiggin' it, hittin' it And now the Party's legit Hynas getting lit, shakin' the booties and tits We're the Crucial Blend clique and that's how we roll So get some education, while I kick this little flow Aye yo, Captain Morgan was a pirate dude He used to jack motherfuckers and act real rude As a real live person, he wasn't much fun But he sure made a good ass bottle of rum El Capitan!